Since I have a SNES emulator on my PC, I’ve been going back and playing all the old SNES games I had back in the day. Super Punch-Out!! was and still is my all-time favorite SNES. I played for hours. I played so much that I was able to play with my eyes closed. You may have rolled your eyes, but I was really that good back then. I even used to play games with the controller upside-down. Anyway, my crowning achievement was that I had broken every Super-Punchout!! World Record and like all my great achievements no one was there to witness it.

Fast forward 26 years later, I’m trying to reclaim my belt – sorta.

The first victim in my rise to the top, of course, was Gabby Jay. As you can tell from the video, it didn’t take me long to get below 8 seconds. The fastest times I could find were all below 6 seconds.